So recently I've been in a huge sex drought, which is driving me slowly insane. You know it's bad when you watch porn and are more jealous of the people in the porn than turned on.
I had friends over last night and we were all just hanging out, then after they went home I texted my friend K, who happens to be my ex's best friend as well. I told him to have fun for me, since he was out drinking and I was at home about to go to bed. He texted back and said he'd rather have fun with me. Interesting.
So I hatched a little plan. Doesn't Cosmo always say that the best revenge on your ex is to sleep with his best friend? Opportunities like this don't come along every day, after all... AND I've heard K is good, and I haven't gotten laid in months. Perfect, right?
Literally the only thing stopping me was the fact that I hadn't shaved and I wasn't wearing cute underwear.
So I sent a couple of sexy texts back and forth with him, making sure he was serious, and next weekend we might do it. Thankfully, that gave me a chance to shave and have better underwear. Awesome.
Maybe I can wear the new Playmate underwear I just bought today... I love it.
But what are your thoughts?
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I think instead of actually getting revenge it might make your ex think you're kind of a slut. It depends on if he still has feelings for you or not. If he does it will definitely hurt him, if that's what you're trying to do. If he no longer has feelings for you though then you're probably just wasting your time and your reputation. If I were you, I would show up somewhere you know he will be with a hotter, richer guy who can't keep his hands off of you. Smile and laugh a lot and act really happy. The best revenge is your own happiness =)
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