Why Letting Your Boyfriend Take Naked Pictures is Never a Good Idea

Short post today, I feel like writing but I have a ton of things I should be doing (read: working out, I'm getting fat)

Once the boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to come over before I had taken a shower, so I told him he could hang out in the bathroom and talk to me while I got clean.

Because he was a flipping genius he thought it would be a good idea to take a picture of me in the shower. I'm sure his thought process went hot girl --> naked --> hot water --> sexy.

He was wrong. He showed me the picture later, and first he forgot to account for the rippled glass in my shower door, so I look all distorted. Second, for some bizarre reason I happened to have my hands over my face and be hunchbacked. I don't know what I was doing, don't ask me "who the hell washes their face like that?" I really have no clue.

So instead of this hot voyeuristic shower picture he got Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

In a nutshell, this is my life.