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I've always been told I'm really good at giving head. Not trying to brag here, just repeating what I've heard. So when my recent boyf told me he didn't like blowjobs, I became immediately alarmed. There goes my greatest power.

Of course, being me, I decided to change his mind. After begging him during our first sexcapade to let me do the deed (this boy is truly one of a kind), he realized that his former fuck buddy was just really bad at giving head, and so it wasn't the act of oral sex he hated, but the way she did it. Cool by me.

The next few times I went down on him, it all went rather well. I tend to have a churny stomach when going down on boys (I do a special deepthroating trick that involves me having to use my gag reflex in a way God most certainly did not intend), so I didn't swallow for him the first few times. But one night, he was feeling extra horny and I was on my period, so I thought I'd treat him.

The first time I swallow for a new boy (always a boyfriend.), I like to trick him into thinking that I'm not going to, getting the tissues ready, asking him to tell me when, etc, so that when I finally do swallow, it's a pleasant surprise. However, this boy is a gentleman, and thus he attempted to warn me several times when I didn't get off his junk to catch it in a tissue. This resulted in me coming up to yell something along the lines of "SHUT UP I'M GONNA SWALLOW" and my boy jizzing everywhere. Awesome.

Naturally, after this disaster, I waited a bit before attempting to even blow him again. When I finally did, I wanted to prove to him I can, in fact, swallow (I'd been bragging and had just fucked my game up). I pulled out all the stops on the act itself, and when it was showtime, I clamped my mouth down on the base and went for it.

It was absolutely flawless, the best I'd ever swallowed. I didn't even taste a drop. Until, of course, I underestimated exactly how much baby batter this kid had in him (he doesn't jack off, so it all just sits there. I am completely not used to this.). So, I choked on the large amount of man juice in my throat, and spit all over his balls. If ever there was a time for a CockBib... He later told me his thighs were wet, and everything else.

Apparently I have no right to brag after al.