Things I Found In My Car

I cleaned my car this weekend, and here's what I found in it:

- small forms of life

- 8 jillion paper clips

- 7 bobby pins

- enough papers to fill one plastic bag

- 2 disco balls

- 1 Bucky pillow

- 1 monkey

- 1 pair pink/black striped gloves

- 2 pant legs

- 1 pink binder

- 1 purple notebook

- 1 shoebox

- 1 Magic 8 Ball box

- pine needles

- 3 cassette tapes

- 20 chocolate eyeballs (which had melted in my glovebox all over my registration papers)

- 3 receipts 

- 8 bank deposit slips

- 1 clothes tag from a tshirt which says "Luxury Tax" with the Monopoly diamond on it

- 12 hundred safety pins

- 2 "guardian angels" one on a keychain, one on a medallion

- 1 dreamcatcher

- 1 Our Lady of Guadalupe air freshener

- 1 cherry air freshener

- 5 pens

- several assorted official papers

- 1 car manual

- 1 Allstate pamphlet 

- 1 yellow emergency rain poncho

- 3 sticky-note pads

- 1 immortal soul

- a sticky substance in my ashtray

- 1 stick Wrigley's Spearmint gum

- $12.51 in change in the ashtrays.

Lovely.