This week I was hanging out with a few guy friends, one of whom is doing a research project on body proportions. He's taking ages, heights, arm lengths, yadda yadda and seeing what he comes up with from all this data. He asked me if he could measure my arms and hands and forearms and whatever, and I said sure.
While he was measuring my wingspan (which just made me laugh) his buddy looked at me and says "Thirty-four." Being a little bit thick, I said "What?" He repeated it. Finally, it clicked, and I told him to stop looking at my tits.
The friend laughed and said "Am I right?" I frowned and teold him I don't know, I haven't bought a bra in a while. He told me he's gotten another girl's exactly right and he wants to know. I told him not to pad his ego and then I checked.
Of course he was right.
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