Sexting

In super happy funtime news, I just recently began laughing at "sexting" people. The deal basically is, with this (in case you don't know) is that you take a naked picture of yourself on your mobile and send it to your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, or random hookup partner. They can send one back or not, whatever. The issue with sexting is that teenagers are doing it (horny bastards) and are getting caught and in trouble for possessing child pornography. Hah.

Obviously these naughty little kiddies aren't thinking their actions through enough. I mean first of all, naked pictures of anyone under 18 is still kiddie porn, even if it's you. But even before one should think about that, one should think about how sending naked pictures is the worst idea EVER, given that they will ALWAYS end up in the worst hands possible ever. I mean please. Keep your vaginas and dicks to yourself, thanks.

Don't get me wrong. I've totally sent a few naked pictures in my day. And I'm not condoning it at all, because the dick pix I got in return can (and might definitely be) used for blackmail later. I'm definitely stopping sending them though, because this whole sexting scandal has made me realize that nudie pics aren't always going to stay where I send them. And I can't control that. So, I'm just going to refrain from spreading my bits around the world, unless of course it's firsthand sight, or I get my life dream and wind up in Playboy. At least then I know for sure people are jacking it!

Besides, naked pictures are never half as sexy as the photographed or photographer thinks. Remember my shower scene? It was bad. That particular boyfriend took a lot of candid shots like that, and all of them were shitty. He even had one of me wiping my ass! So please, ladies, try and keep your men from taking pictures like that, and boys, don't take them of your girl.

A special note to the gentlemen: Don't send dick pix to girls. They're never as sexy as you think. D's (and v's) just don't look good on mobile cameras, regular digital cameras, what have you. Your bits would look far better in person. And also, if your penguin jammies are in the shot, it's DEFINITELY not the message you want to be sending.