Sexting

In super happy funtime news, I just recently began laughing at "sexting" people. The deal basically is, with this (in case you don't know) is that you take a naked picture of yourself on your mobile and send it to your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, or random hookup partner. They can send one back or not, whatever. The issue with sexting is that teenagers are doing it (horny bastards) and are getting caught and in trouble for possessing child pornography. Hah.

Obviously these naughty little kiddies aren't thinking their actions through enough. I mean first of all, naked pictures of anyone under 18 is still kiddie porn, even if it's you. But even before one should think about that, one should think about how sending naked pictures is the worst idea EVER, given that they will ALWAYS end up in the worst hands possible ever. I mean please. Keep your vaginas and dicks to yourself, thanks.

Don't get me wrong. I've totally sent a few naked pictures in my day. And I'm not condoning it at all, because the dick pix I got in return can (and might definitely be) used for blackmail later. I'm definitely stopping sending them though, because this whole sexting scandal has made me realize that nudie pics aren't always going to stay where I send them. And I can't control that. So, I'm just going to refrain from spreading my bits around the world, unless of course it's firsthand sight, or I get my life dream and wind up in Playboy. At least then I know for sure people are jacking it!

Besides, naked pictures are never half as sexy as the photographed or photographer thinks. Remember my shower scene? It was bad. That particular boyfriend took a lot of candid shots like that, and all of them were shitty. He even had one of me wiping my ass! So please, ladies, try and keep your men from taking pictures like that, and boys, don't take them of your girl.

A special note to the gentlemen: Don't send dick pix to girls. They're never as sexy as you think. D's (and v's) just don't look good on mobile cameras, regular digital cameras, what have you. Your bits would look far better in person. And also, if your penguin jammies are in the shot, it's DEFINITELY not the message you want to be sending.

I smell a rant.

So today I want to talk about this guy:


Can someone please shut Pete Wentz the fuck up? Seriously. First he was cool, and angsty, and emo, and adorable. Then he married Asslee Simpson, the ugly stepsister of the Simpson clan, and then he spawned Demonbaby With Generic Celebrity Name after the fact.

Now his music is positively shiteous, and he thinks the old, REAL Fall Out Boy stuff is like "musical diarrhea." Not only that (which is a heinous enough crime, kthnx) but he evidently lost the ability to spell and use grammar/punctuation. He used to write such nice blogs on buzznet, now he writes ridiculous, seven year old tweets and namedrops like a mofo. Fun fact. No one cares if you're friends with John Mayer, Kanye West OR Mark Hoppus. You're still a complete and total douche who let the fame go to your head. Deflate your ego a bit and I'll like you again.

I used to totally love him, too. He was my favourite FOB'er cos he was super emocute and I thought he had such great lyrics and could write so well, from where I read it on his blog, on falloutboy.com, on buzznet, wherever. And then he broke my heart by marrying a skank and becoming a total asshole. Lovely.

Oh, and his pedostache TOTALLY does not help matters.

In other news, I have a couple new followers, and I wanted to say hi to them, and also say that tomorrow I'll have a proper blog (about sex and boys, not about idiot celebrities), so forgive me for my digression.

<3 me.