Damn snow.

I was going to go to Needlewurks today to get my junk pierced, but it snowed last night, and I woke up to the sound of snowblowers and shovelling.

Excellent.

There go MY Sunday plans.

In other news, I'm conducting a poll. Female junk piercings: turn on or turn off?

Why Letting Your Boyfriend Take Naked Pictures is Never a Good Idea

Short post today, I feel like writing but I have a ton of things I should be doing (read: working out, I'm getting fat)

Once the boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to come over before I had taken a shower, so I told him he could hang out in the bathroom and talk to me while I got clean.

Because he was a flipping genius he thought it would be a good idea to take a picture of me in the shower. I'm sure his thought process went hot girl --> naked --> hot water --> sexy.

He was wrong. He showed me the picture later, and first he forgot to account for the rippled glass in my shower door, so I look all distorted. Second, for some bizarre reason I happened to have my hands over my face and be hunchbacked. I don't know what I was doing, don't ask me "who the hell washes their face like that?" I really have no clue.

So instead of this hot voyeuristic shower picture he got Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

In a nutshell, this is my life.

Revenge is a Girl's Best Friend

So recently I've been in a huge sex drought, which is driving me slowly insane. You know it's bad when you watch porn and are more jealous of the people in the porn than turned on.

I had friends over last night and we were all just hanging out, then after they went home I texted my friend K, who happens to be my ex's best friend as well. I told him to have fun for me, since he was out drinking and I was at home about to go to bed. He texted back and said he'd rather have fun with me. Interesting.

So I hatched a little plan. Doesn't Cosmo always say that the best revenge on your ex is to sleep with his best friend? Opportunities like this don't come along every day, after all... AND I've heard K is good, and I haven't gotten laid in months. Perfect, right?

Literally the only thing stopping me was the fact that I hadn't shaved and I wasn't wearing cute underwear.

So I sent a couple of sexy texts back and forth with him, making sure he was serious, and next weekend we might do it. Thankfully, that gave me a chance to shave and have better underwear. Awesome.

Maybe I can wear the new Playmate underwear I just bought today... I love it.

But what are your thoughts?