Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I need a man.

*He needs to have dark hair, light eyes, be at least 6'3", and of medium build.

*He needs to share his clothes with me.

*I need to be able to be completely myself around him.

*He needs to be musical or poetic, preferably both.

*He needs to be pierced and tattooed.

*He needs to be a wildchild.

*He needs to be playful and want to throw me in the pool.

*He needs to have similar musical taste to me.

*He should want to have sex to the Beatles, like I do.

*He should be a skater or a surfer.

*He needs to take me in his arms and make the bad parts of the world go away.

3 comments:

  1. i think there's a button now? my posts are never too coherent anyway. at least i think so. i told my shrink today that i feel like i never make sense and she says she follows my stories perfectly. who knows.

    it is funny about the smiling. last night i had a customer tell me i'm always so happy, and about a half hour later i was crying my eyes out.

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  2. I think i fit the description pretty well, except:

    * I'm just an occasional skater/surfer/snowboarder (I assume you forgot snowboard, don't mind me)

    * I don't really want to have sex with the Beatles, except maybe if you're talking about different Beatles. Would really like to meet Lennon in another life, though...

    * I don't know about our music tastes, but I know mine are quite different from my girlfriend's, and we do fine, so is that so bad? :)

    for the rest, I should be OK:

    * brown hair (well, except when I dye it in weird colors... but hasn't been the case in years, I promise), brown eyes, required length, maybe not built enough. Enough to do some Tae Kwon Do, Judo, soccer, tennis, and occasionally Muay Thai, and not have to crawl home (well, sometimes I do...)

    * I share my clothes with my girlfriend. actually, I spend more time washing my clothes than hers, and because she uses them.
    (is there an entry in the manual explaining how to regulate that, btw? :) )

    * she's obviously herself around me, otherwise my blog would never have started

    * mostly musical, but interested in both

    * tatooed... and not pierced. dammit, I misread. Do I still make it?

    * Wildchild... ahem, depends... by association, I guess.

    * deal. guess we need to find a pool.

    * I try that on a daily basis, it seems I do pretty well.


    more seriously, I like your blog, it's nice to read.

    Cheers.

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  3. well hey, sorry I haven't checked this in ages. yes, you make the cut, lol. you're right, i did forget snowboarders.

    I meant have sex while a Beatles CD is playing, not sleeping with George Harrison and the lot. :p

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