Apparently I Do Sex Toys Now.

So as you can see from the post below, I've decided to start reviewing sex toys. Edenfantasys has this wonderful thing where after you've reviewed two, if you can write, they'll send you toys FOR FREE and you have to review them.

New goal in life: set.

That pearlized vibe was my first vibe ever. It was good, for the price. Sorry if I'm being redundant, but honestly that's all you can say about a $9.99 bullet vibe from Spencer's.

So, given that I'm now in the market for two new toys, I've been searching around Edenfantasys.

I'm interested in this one, first because it's called Jenna's, which brings Jenna Jameson to mind, and secondly, because it seems to be a quiet, straight to the point vibe. Not to mention, I am a poor college student, and it's $15.99.

Honestly, if I somehow manage to land this job of magical sex toy reviewer, I'm gonna be terrified if/when a Rabbit shows up in my mailbox. I'm sure that such a device will be life-changing. Either I'll never leave my room again, or I'll be scared off sex toys for life.

No matter what happens, expect stories of my sexcapades here anyway.

My Review of Pearlized Vibe

Originally submitted at Spencer's

The perfect item for you pleasure, the Pearlized Vibe has a smooth, glossy sheen and comes in three colors for you to choose from. It is water resistant and runs on AA batteries.

Pearlized Vibe

For the price, it's good

By ruby soho from oakland, CA on 2/22/2010

 

3out of 5

Gift: Yes

Pros: Easy To Clean, Increases Pleasure, Good for partner play, Discreet, Adjustable Vibration, Easy To Use

Cons: Lacks Power, Not Effective, Pearl color rubs off, Short Battery Life

Best Uses: With a Partner, Self Pleasure, Clitoral Stimulation, Travel

Describe Yourself: Brand Buyer

I used the product with my boyfriend, and it terrified me when the color wore off. I thought it was going to poison my vagina or something. It was definitely best used with a partner for external stimulation. I couldn't really feel it inside of me, either. It was fairly quiet though.

(legalese)